Our intensely compartmentalised Yoga classes are strictly held in an environment of almost equal temperature to the existing air temp. As a member of our cult we specialise on your fingers, arms, eyes, ears, and brains. We encourage legs but they (as many parts are) are optional. We do not understand many other parts of the body internally which is why we embark upon out ritualistic exploration of the skin and all the other bits in an exhaustive external review. We use specially designed high carbon tools, sensuous graphites, and colourful ointments.

It is generally agreed within the group that if any of us actually figures anything out regarding what a human is, we will share that information immediately. I have begun to fear that this is not the case.

I live in hope.

Stuntmullet x