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Artist: Bobby Dazzler
Date: September 2026
Medium: Gouache, Pencil, Ink
Dimensions: 30 x 40
Breaking: After consuming 22 beers and half a tank of nitrous oxide, an individual, known only as “Wallace”, miraculously split the universal timeline early Saturday morning. The Newcastle man reportedly shifted a quantum barrier to an alternative reality where the Prime Minister, allegedly, engaged in a drunken tirade, referring to the director of the C.I.A. as a “slippery cunt” and an “inveterate drongo”. The PM’s outburst caused an international incident and the US State Department issued a swift statement of denunciation.
After a brisk retaliatory false flag operation and multiple oil embargoes on Australian/Chinese shipping lanes, fury was unleashed.
On arrival between the fractured realities, “Wallace” reportedly adapted to the new world with belligerence, verbal abuse and ACAB-kleptomania. The individual in question was last seen siphoning nitrous from an abandoned pursuit vehicle and mixing a rare cocktail. The Pineapple Fancy reportedly contained 1 part diesel, 2 parts distilled cephalopod leather, 3 oz pineapple cruiser, un zest de limē and a generous ration of soda water. As a refreshing departure from the arduous journey’s dark spirit beginnings, this citrus rimmed classic is a return to crisp hydration. The Pineapple Fancy is this Summer’s tropical passport to the gilded flavours of the before times.
Artist: Bobby Dazzler
Date: September 2026
Medium: Gouache, Pencil, Ink
Dimensions: 30 x 40
Breaking: After consuming 22 beers and half a tank of nitrous oxide, an individual, known only as “Wallace”, miraculously split the universal timeline early Saturday morning. The Newcastle man reportedly shifted a quantum barrier to an alternative reality where the Prime Minister, allegedly, engaged in a drunken tirade, referring to the director of the C.I.A. as a “slippery cunt” and an “inveterate drongo”. The PM’s outburst caused an international incident and the US State Department issued a swift statement of denunciation.
After a brisk retaliatory false flag operation and multiple oil embargoes on Australian/Chinese shipping lanes, fury was unleashed.
On arrival between the fractured realities, “Wallace” reportedly adapted to the new world with belligerence, verbal abuse and ACAB-kleptomania. The individual in question was last seen siphoning nitrous from an abandoned pursuit vehicle and mixing a rare cocktail. The Pineapple Fancy reportedly contained 1 part diesel, 2 parts distilled cephalopod leather, 3 oz pineapple cruiser, un zest de limē and a generous ration of soda water. As a refreshing departure from the arduous journey’s dark spirit beginnings, this citrus rimmed classic is a return to crisp hydration. The Pineapple Fancy is this Summer’s tropical passport to the gilded flavours of the before times.